The Constitutional Monarchy of Puppet State 312 is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.83 billion Puppet State 312ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The strong Puppet State 312ian economy, worth 177 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,255 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Puppet State 312's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Puppet State 312 is ranked 186,265^th in the world and 44^th in Silly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.